i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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