Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Barsexuality is the new black.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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