How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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