new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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