K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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