I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Randomize
