Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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