Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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