Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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