he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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