Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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