I bet he comes in French.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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