I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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