he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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