OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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