What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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