dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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