You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
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