i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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