I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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