Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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