I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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