waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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