would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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