So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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