Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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