Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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