first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
Randomize
