From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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