remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
