So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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