The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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