I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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