question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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