um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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