Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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