girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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