How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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