As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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