I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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