i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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