I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
