just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I have feelings that need drinking.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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