Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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