Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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