Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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