Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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