Just mADE A PArabola og urine
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Randomize
