oh god the rape fog is back!
we're chasing vodka with high fives
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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