I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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