Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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