Me. At least after what I've been through.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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