i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
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