There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I think my moral compass just broke
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