I'm gonna have a badass scar
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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